I have been informed that I make "planking" damn near impossible.

All I'm saying is that if she's playing around on the floor, it should be with me!!

There is no other valid reason for doing that!

I'm being left, sigh, then just go. I don't want the Kong, your peanut butter tastes of deceit and betrayal, I want it not!!!

Wait, I do! Ugh I do not!!

This is a quandary!!

Be off with your pitiful bribery attempt!!

I survived another week of being left alone this afternoon. The peanut butter remained untouched.............until my solitary confinement was over.

So, you know what happens when people don't show up to help the cowgirl? She just figures it out, and "damn well does it herself" that's what!!

From what I understand, that's like a cowgirl motto.

Anyway, today we got the Artic Cat running, the flat aired up, and an old no longer working washer and dryer unhooked, set outside, and a new to us, washer and dryer not only inside, but installed and running.......like crazy.

I am sporting a new, very cool look. I have a fantabulous "gaiter" !

It's bright orange, and quite snuggly. I can be spotted across the farm, and at Neighbor Guy's.......hmmmmmmm

Oh well, it keeps my neck warm, and can also cover my ears when they get cold. I love it so much that as soon as I see my cowgirl pick it up, I run over with my nose up so she can slip it on in no time. We can't be dilly dallying around, ya know, we have chores to do.