Rally's Rules For Mudding
Rally's Rules For Mudding
Apply with great abandon, and leave only enough coat showing through that you can be identified.
**Extra points as follows:
Hearing your cowgirl say how nice you look seconds before application.
Ascertaining she’s watching when you throw yourself into the deepest mud.
Working Sticks of Hay into your mane/tail.
Big bonus if you heard her mention the need for photos/videos
