MAE BE Ranch Cruises

In an effort to diversify,  MAE BE Ranch quarter horses is now offering cruises!
You heard that right, cruises!!

Our exciting trips are built to take advantage of the screwing we are getting by mother nature. Yeeee haaaawwww!
Our cruises will include the following:
Mud slides!!
Brown water rafting!!
Muck boot pulling!!
The thrill of unexpected splits!!
Bathing in pure, organic, mineral laden water!! 
Soaking wet companion animals!!
See how tough you really are by throwing hay while your feet slip out from under you! 
Plus many other adrenaline rushes tbd
I am also including,  at no additional charge, your choice of one of my signature scents 
The canine version is provided by Sage himself.   Eau de Wet Doggy
The equine version is a  collaboration between Hummer, MeMe, Frosty, Rally, and Dream, for a truly unique aroma. Eau de Wet Horses
The always popular,  Eau de Farm has notes of mud, hay, grain, mold, mildew, sweat,  tears,  manure, and the disintegration of dreams.
If you are feeling wild, as I often do, apply all of them for a truly unforgettable olfactory experience!!  I call this special blend Cowgirls Gone Dirty, and by dirty I mean filthy........not naughty. 
It is hardcore, and not for the faint of heart! 
Sign up now, and send in your nonrefundable deposit because if there is any justice in this life these cruises will be offered for only  a limited amount of time. 

PS If the conditions continue for much longer, the next trip I'll offer is full speed ahead on the crazy train!!!  
Welcome aboard,  this is your Cowgirl Captain MaryAnn speaking.
Our destination is unknown, all you need to do is fasten your seatbelts and keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times!!